Introduction
??????: Well, I better introduce myself. They call me the Wise Old Coolia. I have vast knowledge of Panzer Dragoon culture. I will explain to you the many roles, beliefs, and technology of the Hunters, Citizens of Zoah, and the Seekers. So sit back and PAY ATTENTION!
??????: Hey, you senile old Coolia, don't forget about me! I'll be along for the ride as well. They call me the Young Energetic Coolia!
Wise Old Coolia: WHY YOU!
Wise Old Coolia: Oh, forget it.
Young Energetic Coolia: Hurry up, lets get started! Click "Return" everyone!